Saturday, June 27, 2009

“Don’t catch my collar!” ordered the boy…..

Holla! Today I am bringing you one of the abominable cases in the history of our school. Albeit, it was not in “history”, it entered “history” today.

The opprobrious “gangsta” of our class, Parthav Kallani, IX A, had developed such defiance that he, with pointing fingers at our new “Bengali” teacher, Raja Talukder, had threatened the latter by saying “Don’t catch my collar!” not one but two times. Sir Talukder is a newcomer in our school and could not understand what to do when Parthav and some of his friends (no names please!) were deliberately shouting “Hindi” words at each other. When he could not resist that brat’s misbehaviour, he went to him, caught him by his collar and pushed him down that column (betwixt two rows) till he reached the door. At that time, the fella made his damn remark that enraged Sir. Sir was too helpless to give a tight whack across the boy’s bloody countenance. The bell rang simultaneously and so did start the parent-teacher meeting of Classes VIII and IX.

Sir Talukder might have complained to all the teachers about that obnoxious and uncultured comportment exhibited by that filthy little kiddiewink. Some steps have to and will be taken against that egregious youth.

Had I been the “strongest boy” of the class, I would have caught him by his collar and thrown him out of the class, notwithstanding its consequences.

SUCH FELLAS SHOULD BE HANDED THE TRANSFER CERTIFICATE at once.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

"Spitting Image Of What Ails Bengal's Schools"

The day seemed bad for our naive school inspector, Rizul Islam, who was of a good character and rejected the demands of that abhorrent primary school teacher, Ranjan Sil Sharma, after which the latter had splattered betel juice on the dignitary.What a lesson for "tiny tots"!!! Oh boy! Is THIS a picture of TEACHERS????? According to me, there are none "teachers" left since that "transcend" and "erudition" have gone down into the depths of time. Now, it is time for us to slowly absorb the numb that our society is going to face in future.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

School reopens with unit test!!!

What a bad luck! Unit Test on the first day of school after it reopens and that also bengali!!!! This week is the last one for projects and the last week of the vacations will be like a gale blowing over me. I just cannot conjecture my upcoming situations!! Albeit everything becomes fine at the end, this might also be the same. So it's useless to be on tenter hooks when I know my preparations will be done succesfully and rigorously. Well, I would expect comments for this post.

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