HE FLUNKED RECESS.
HE WENT CORDLESS BUNGEE JUMPING.
HE THOUGHT KARL MARX WAS ONE OF THE THE MARX BROTHERS.
HE THOUGHT THE ENGLISH CHANNEL WAS BETWEEN HBO & NICKELODEON.
HE THOUGTH HARRISON FORD INVENTED THE AUTOMOBILE.
HE TRIED TO BUY A GARAGE AT A GARAGE SALE.
HE TORE OUT A PAGE FROM HIS CALENDAR BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TKAE A MONTH OFF.
Wasn't that funny? That's from the same book.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
HOW DUMB IS HE?
Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
1. It comes with an 1-hour warranty
2. A sticker on the bottom reads MADE IN OCCUPIED JAPAN.
3. The manual says when it freezes, wrap it in a sweater.
4. This is the best of all, On closer inspection, you realize the "Apple" logo is actually a "lemon".
These are in fact not my own. Some excerpts from a Joke Book. You might see more of them in following posts.
2. A sticker on the bottom reads MADE IN OCCUPIED JAPAN.
3. The manual says when it freezes, wrap it in a sweater.
4. This is the best of all, On closer inspection, you realize the "Apple" logo is actually a "lemon".
These are in fact not my own. Some excerpts from a Joke Book. You might see more of them in following posts.
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