Saturday, June 27, 2009

“Don’t catch my collar!” ordered the boy…..

Holla! Today I am bringing you one of the abominable cases in the history of our school. Albeit, it was not in “history”, it entered “history” today.

The opprobrious “gangsta” of our class, Parthav Kallani, IX A, had developed such defiance that he, with pointing fingers at our new “Bengali” teacher, Raja Talukder, had threatened the latter by saying “Don’t catch my collar!” not one but two times. Sir Talukder is a newcomer in our school and could not understand what to do when Parthav and some of his friends (no names please!) were deliberately shouting “Hindi” words at each other. When he could not resist that brat’s misbehaviour, he went to him, caught him by his collar and pushed him down that column (betwixt two rows) till he reached the door. At that time, the fella made his damn remark that enraged Sir. Sir was too helpless to give a tight whack across the boy’s bloody countenance. The bell rang simultaneously and so did start the parent-teacher meeting of Classes VIII and IX.

Sir Talukder might have complained to all the teachers about that obnoxious and uncultured comportment exhibited by that filthy little kiddiewink. Some steps have to and will be taken against that egregious youth.

Had I been the “strongest boy” of the class, I would have caught him by his collar and thrown him out of the class, notwithstanding its consequences.

SUCH FELLAS SHOULD BE HANDED THE TRANSFER CERTIFICATE at once.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

"Spitting Image Of What Ails Bengal's Schools"

The day seemed bad for our naive school inspector, Rizul Islam, who was of a good character and rejected the demands of that abhorrent primary school teacher, Ranjan Sil Sharma, after which the latter had splattered betel juice on the dignitary.What a lesson for "tiny tots"!!! Oh boy! Is THIS a picture of TEACHERS????? According to me, there are none "teachers" left since that "transcend" and "erudition" have gone down into the depths of time. Now, it is time for us to slowly absorb the numb that our society is going to face in future.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

School reopens with unit test!!!

What a bad luck! Unit Test on the first day of school after it reopens and that also bengali!!!! This week is the last one for projects and the last week of the vacations will be like a gale blowing over me. I just cannot conjecture my upcoming situations!! Albeit everything becomes fine at the end, this might also be the same. So it's useless to be on tenter hooks when I know my preparations will be done succesfully and rigorously. Well, I would expect comments for this post.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

LEISURE

What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.

No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars like skies at night.

No time to turn at Beauty’s glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance.

No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began.

A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

We have heard a lot of this poem by W.H.Davies. But what is its application?

Who does not like to have some pleasure and delectation? But do we spare some time to see the beautiful idiosyncratic view of nature? The answer is negative for most of us. Whenever we ask a small child to sketch a picture, what does he do? He instinctively gazes into his mind and builds a beautiful bucolic scene which he scribbles. Everyone wants to spend some time with nature’s wonders; everyone wants to have some leisure. But the thing of concern is that most of us are oblivious of it; we merely forget it as we keep ourselves busy in our humdrum routine.
We ought to devote some time to savor nature and for that we must give short trips to the countryside once or twice a week; or even, if possible, everyday. Albeit we have artificial pleasure in our homes, we understand the true meaning of “leisure” during such trips to the agrestic side of the world. Usually, in the outskirts of cities, we have such places. Other than bringing leisure, natural sceneries are didactic too. For example, twilight indicates the time of the defeated, the losers. Per contra, daylight indicates the time of the exultant. The artificial circulation of air that we get from fans is not as pleasant as that of nature, the trees, the oceans, rivers, et cetera. So, what do we infer from this? NOTHING IS MORE DELECTABLE THAN NATURE.



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Monday, May 25, 2009

RCB rocks!!!(rocked)

the picture might have changed but i am still a fan of RCB

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Summer Vacations (projects are a nuisance)!!!!!

Ho ho!!! Hurrah!!!! The summer vacations are on the way to begin. But there's no such reason for my exclamation. Goddamn projects!! They'll take the hell out of every one's life..Search the net, do this, do that, stick this, stick that- those shit have all fucked up in my head!!! There are no science projects (except Maths) and there begins my dole. No bio practicals, only drawings (don't take it negative); physics practicals and chemistry practicals complement some of the bliss; they are ike my "saviours!";



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Sunday, May 10, 2009

"Hike in fees????!!!!!! We will show ya!!!!!"

"Hike in fees? we'll show ya!" parents and guardians of some convent schools in Siliguri have lodged a lot of complaints regarding the recent hike in the school fees. The Chhatra Parishad had declared a strike on Friday. It is still not understood if Monday will be school. They have left every student panic-stricken. A meeting had been held among the heads of Don Bosco, SJS Matigara, Jermel's Academy and Nirmala Convent School. But it had failed. So was the cause for the strike to be called for an indefinite number of days. The "Protestant" movement put up by the guardians shall not go fruitless; I think so......Let's wait and see.......

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