HOW DUMB IS HE?

HE FLUNKED RECESS.
HE WENT CORDLESS BUNGEE JUMPING.
HE THOUGHT KARL MARX WAS ONE OF THE THE MARX BROTHERS.
HE THOUGHT THE ENGLISH CHANNEL WAS BETWEEN HBO & NICKELODEON.
HE THOUGTH HARRISON FORD INVENTED THE AUTOMOBILE.
HE TRIED TO BUY A GARAGE AT A GARAGE SALE.
HE TORE OUT A PAGE FROM HIS CALENDAR BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TKAE A MONTH OFF.

Wasn't that funny? That's from the same book.